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Why Ann Is Great

“Terrorists’ Restless Leg Syndrome“ is one her best in a long line of good ones.

After being captured fighting with Taliban forces against Americans in 2001, Abdullah Massoud was sent to Guantanamo, where the one-legged terrorist was fitted with a special prosthetic leg, at a cost of $50,000-$75,000 to the U.S. taxpayer. Under the Americans With Disabilities [...]

White Trash & Other Human Waste

People were killed when Wal-Mart opened. Is it really that exciting?
What is with you losers? Get a grip.

Killing Batman Sucks

How lame. One of the few characters in comics who isn’t from another planet or possesd of mystical powers has been killed by his absent father.
Too bad.
Now Marvel will answer by sending Conan into anger management classes.

Free Market Fascism

A pimply faced drooler at Google has taken it upon themselves to try and hamstring Atlas Shrugs.
This is one of the perils of liberals learning the free market. Instead of letting people push their wares and move commercial dollars, the pinko picks and chooses who they want to put over as soon as they (the [...]

Thanksgiving

 
The story of Pilgrims and Indians chowing down on turkey day is the real deal. The Wompanoag Indians literally saved the Plymouth colonists in their first winter by teaching them how to grow corn, good places to fish, etc… The Pilgrims were grateful to the Wompanoag Indians and one named Squanto in particular.
Squanto, or Tisquantum, [...]

Sexual Predestination

With all the hyperbole surrounding Prop 8 and the gay marriage debacle, it seems that the main argument being offered is “people are born gay.”
But there is a problem. Nobody is born anything, as far as we can tell. It can’t be proven people are born straight, gay, or anything else.
The great irony is that [...]

Support Our Ladies

How can you not love these conservo-babes?
The left is predictably squealing about “Nazi-Barbies” and other such drooler drivel, completely oblivious to the fact that their Messiah has shed himself of his burdensome “change” message and just hired Clinton’s staff and kept some of Bush’s as well. Suckers.
Is Obama McBush now?
Anyway, stop by and buy a calendar.
If [...]

American History

Saw it on Theo Spark.
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his [...]

Mums

The Mom Song- LIVE from Northland Video on Vimeo.

20,000 Bailouts Into The Red

President Bush and future President Obama are going to use our tax money to pay for industries who will then call you up, demand your late car payments, foreclose on your home and keep paying their employees who walked us into this crisis without blinking.
Everything from banks, cars and now even Hollywood is lining up with their [...]

The Facts of American Left vs Right In Brief

The modern founder of the Democrat party is Andrew Jackson, who was well taken care of by his 150 slaves.
He gave us the Trail of Tears. The trail of tears was the culmination of several anti-Indian forms of legislation. All of this was because the power structure of the party wanted the lands that the [...]

MSM Is The New Yellow

The media is now in its most corrupt state since the days preceding Joseph Pulitzer.
Welcome to Neo-Yellow Journalism.
Go check out YouTube and other lib sites to see the joy lefties expressed over their perception of the President getting snubbed. Bask in the light of their message of unity.

Nonwhites won’t get whiter…

(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)
“Nonwhites won’t get whiter…” is what Kathleen Parker said. She is referring to the GOP’s need to give up God. See, in her moderate eyes, it’s those evil right wingers that cost us the election, and non-white people will never “get” conservatism. Now, of all the evil right wingers I know, about [...]

Thin Ice

Saw it on Michelle Malkin and Radiovice.
These rustbelters are swinging for the fences trying to break off a piece of bailout money, a.k.a our tax money, for their unions and other poor fiscal decisions.
Listen to how a Republican from MI sounds just like Carl Levin, the failed socialist Lord of the Rustbelt Wastes.
Republicant  Rep. Joe [...]

Child Molester PSAs

Have you seen the various child molester PSAs?
How sad is it that we have come to point in our culture where we graduated from eggs being “your brain on drugs” to teachers practicing the big bang theory on their students?
There is one PSA in particular, it goes something like:
“When you became an eagle scout, your [...]

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