2009 January | The Rude News

The Right Stuff

The right is getting more and more energized by the Amateur in Chief.
An excellent bit from Scrappleface:
“The president’s plan is simple but ingenious,” said White House spokesman Robert Gibbs, “He targets wealthy individuals who filed inaccurate tax forms, cheating the government out of tens of thousands of dollars. Then he just nominates them for cabinet [...]

The Next Attack Belongs To Democrats

(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)
We have endured eight years of crap from liberals. Seven of them were safe thanks to President Bush.
President Barack Insane Obama, has decided not only to use your dollars to pay off political cronies, but he is cutting the defence budget. Now, this will be cuts in the good [...]

Obama Has Already Failed

(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)
In two weeks, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has gone from having “no preconditions” to dictating the preconditions to the United States.
President Barack Obama is in deep water and the amateur hour is over.
An excerpt:

US President Barack Obama’s offer to talk to Iran shows that America’s policy of “domination” has failed, [...]

You Will Obey

Citigroup is under assault from everybody over their attempt to purchase a Dassault Falcon 7X.
Now, the made for eight year olds TV movie line of “How can you do this when you received a bailout?” is very catchy it seems.
What is hard to understand is:

Why are you surprised at “bad” decisions from a failing business our Government [...]

Barack Obama Is A Fraud

So the man who ran as a change agent who will bring transparency to government, has quietly forbidden Google to access certain pages, because… he is Mr. Transparency.
The writer on Surveill@nce St@te describes why this story isn’t as exciting as it sounds. He then goes on to demonstrate one of Obama’s real broken promises:

One significant [...]

Michael Steele RNC Chairman

The new RNC Chairman is Michael Steele.
Can America the racist nation handle being lead by two black men?
How did this happen in the US of KKK A?
It must have been a conspiracy by juice…
Congratulations Steele, we hope you are the RINO hunter and not the RINO in disguise.

Susan Rice Sucks

A warning to Israel? Good job o’ President of terrorist’s rights first.
Why close Gitmo? He could put all of those dangerous Israelis there.
Not only do I hope Obama fails, I hope his whole staff fails. I hope the cook burns his f***ing toast.

Art, Truth, & Iowahawk

TRN is proud to present, a link to the most epic political tale of our times:
The Idiossey
An excerpt:

Hour after hour, Sunday after Sunday, year after year, Obamacles stood before Jeremiad
And the other monsters of the pulpit, Phlegeron and Mekus, withstanding their bellows of fire,
Never blinking or flinching, and seldom falling asleep.
the Jeremiad was pleased and [...]

If Bush Did This…

Obama tried to go through the window.
If G.W. had done that, it would be tremendous news, film at 11:00.
The press brought put the old “locked door” photo, but at least Bush found the actual door.

Sex, Lies & CIA Tapes

A CIA Chief in Algeria is charged with making rape tapes of drugged up Muslim women.
Everyone is saying it’s a huge scandal for the US.
Well, how about for Islam? This guy is a Muslim. Maybe, it’s time to stop playing footsie by going on Terror TV and declaring “America dictates too often…” or some such stupidity.
Seeing [...]

Joe Hart Sucks

Some salesman from Charlotte named Joe Hart, wants to sue US Airways after some geese took out an engine and US airways provided him with the Golden Pilot to save his sorry ass.
Why should any company or taxpayers be burdened with this swine? Why should we continue to feed these lawyers?
Someone should have left him in the [...]

Red Eye Intro’s

Saw it on Theo Spark

Amerika: We The Comrades

(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)

We the People Workers of the United Amerikan Socialist States, in order to form a more perfect the equal union, establish social justice, insure enforce domestic tranquility, provide for defund the common defense, promote the general propel everyone into welfare, and secure the blessings remove the greed and avarice [...]

Warrior Poet

Don’t Taze Me Bro: Slow

Sometimes you miss real works of art:
Slow motion tasing!

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