2009 May | The Rude News

Hot Air F***s Up, Goes LGF

(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)
ALLAHPUNDIT is a damn good blogger. So was Charles Johnson.
I wanted to see what Hot Air had on the tragic events, and I was let down.
After hundreds of leftist blogs exploited this guy’s life and blamed everybody to the right of Karl Marx, I get to Hot Air’s lecture [...]

Barney Bad Ass Losers

Pulling over an ambulance because he didn’t have the lights on? They should have let him go and ticket the driver at the Hospital, not make a white trash circus out of it. In one part, they are squeezing an EMT’s neck and shouting “calm down” in his face. I can’t imagine how the EMT [...]

Memorial to Dr. George Tiller

UPDATE: Rad Geek actually did a good job memorializing Dr. Tiller. Too bad so many others wanted to get into the mud first. They lose.
Today, no big liberal blogs are memorializing Dr. George Tiller.
They are instead blaming Bill O’Reilly, celebrating their pretend vindication over the DHS report that slandered Veterans, and pointing fingers at anyone [...]

The Left Wing Scumbags Weigh In

We have people posting Facebook profiles, when they aren’t sure if they got the right one.
There are douche bags who oppose telling the truth about what an abortion is:

“…if you convince your followers that somebody is a mass murderer and is doing it legally…you think something bad might happen?”
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How about stopping the baby chopping? Nah… [...]

Crooks & Liars At Full Scumbaggery

From Crooks & Liars:
“Wow, we know how much the extreme right hates this man and now Dr. Tiller has been killed:”
…silly, but a typical liberal assumption.
“There’s not enough information in about this yet, but BillO. certainly has made him a huge target.”
To admit there is no info, and then to blame Bill O’Reilly of all [...]

Prequels Suck

Prequels suck, and this cracked list of the worst prequel ideas is funny.
They aren’t against prequels, but prequels still suck.
UPDATE: See:

Obamacon

“Every con game uses three ingredients against the target: Sell the dream. Push the greed button. Stress urgency.” – Mark S. McGrew

How did America fall for this guy? We must deserve it…

Letter From Home

Russmo
It was written by a Libertarian in ‘04, but it fits now more than ever.

The Abesnt Minded President

Barack Obama learns about the tools at his disposal at Five Guys.
Now we know why the Taliban are a few minutes away from nukes:

A POLITICO reader caught the exchange, which starts around 5:45 on this C-SPAN video.
The transcript:

Obama: What do you do Walter?
Walter: I work at, uh, NGA, National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
Obama: Outstanding, how [...]

Army Investigates Nude Photos at Fort Dix

No way! Not at Fort Dix!
Headline of the year.

Hate Mail

Political Limericks

There was once a man named Obama
who said he would go get Osama,
Instead he seized banks
and the markets did tank
and he blamed Bush for all of his dramas.
How about this:
There once was a VP named Cheney
and he made the liberals act zany
he washed Khalid’s face
and protected the place
while liberal’s were still complaining.
or this:
There once was [...]

Roubini Is Full Of Crap

Nouriel Roubini is full of crap. He is a deceptive liberal playing at economics. This character says plenty of nothing, a bunch of useless platitudes and horoscope lingo:
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“The U.S. recession is going to be U-shaped, lasting roughly 24 months,”
“There is even a risk of a double dip, a W-shaped recession at the end of next [...]

God Save The Queen, & The World

God save the Queen, because Gordon Brown wouldn’t lift a finger for her.
Queen Elizabeth wasn’t invited to join Queen President Obama and Queen President Sarkozy at the commemoration of the 65th anniversary of D-Day landings in Normandy.
The Court Jester Prime Minister, Gordon Brown will be in attendance.
Amazingly, our President will not insist the Queen be [...]

The Wrong Kind Of Press

Saw it on The Drudge Report:

The lady being manhandled in the picture is Brenda Lee. She is a Catholic Priestess who is very outspoken.(Okay, she’s a little wacky)
Staunch Catholics, who actually stand up for their principles, are feared by the Obama administration. The man himself may not have these views, but his staffers are typical [...]

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