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President Obama’s Genuine Unpracticed Smile

(Stolen from Theo Spark)

Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.

Fearless Reader Lies Again & Again

(Pilfered from Theo Spark)

Don’t Get Sick, Die Quickly – Desperate Idiot

(Saw this on Hot Air. Allahpundit is doing better these days. Hopefully he is watching out for midnight raiders.)

Rep. Alan Grayson, D-Fla.
Seeing that you losers in the House can pass it without Republicans, what’s the problem?
Maybe other Democrats don’t want to work with a bunch of assholes.
Obamacare is dying.

Zo Takes On The Obamunist Manifesto In School

Ann Coulter Tells It

LGF’s Fortress of Dorky Middle Aged Stalkers

Last week TRN was visited by LGF lizard Salamantis, a man who’s username tells you he always wanted to be a He-Man action figure. Salamantis was quickly dispatched because all he had was faux outrage and a ghey card.
LGF then blocked The Rude Dog’s main unit and further retreated into their bunker of dorks, a [...]

LGF’s Brain Trust: Mever say Mever Salamantis

(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)
This week, TRN will post about the stalker mentality Charles Johnson has engendered among his sycophants.
For now, a teaser about the forthcoming hilarity:
Please understand that the largest segment of LGF’s audience is men around 50.

“Anyboduy? Anyboduy huh? C’mon guys… I don’t want to go alone… anyboduy with me?”

You wagered [...]

Very Important News On The Fairness Doctrine

What? There was some writing on there? No… play it again, let’s see…

Little Green Froggers & Epic Ad Placement Win + The Spanking of Salamantis

Via Weasel Zippers:
Glenn Beck delivers the smack-down to the LGF clown:

GB smacks a bitch down!
Also at Weasel Zippers, who must be enjoying mega traffic off of this, is this awesome ad placement on LGF’s site, right while they are demonizing Glenn Beck. (We dolled it up a bit):

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The Spanking of Salamantis.
The Rude Dog here:
This was [...]

The Bill Sparkman “fed” Incident

Umm… for the record folks, no authorities will confirm or deny that the “fed” scrawled across Mr. Sparkman’s chest is true. Some reports say his feet were touching the ground. Also, nobody close to the case has ruled out suicide.
And… if you are familiar with that area, as I am, you know what rat bastard [...]

See? Phony “Kidnappings” @ G20 Protest

Pablo Pig says:
From Black Bloc wannabes to lame guerrilla theatre, G20 has it all. Any good American should throw on an anarchy t-shirt and tour the scene, just so you know how stupid it gets.
For instance, this totally fake “kidnapping” was on Drudge. Notice the plain uniforms and mismatched camo of the “military.” Plus they [...]

The Obamunist Manifesto Part 2

Part one was earlier this year.

In America, we don’t sing “God save the King.”

Loser Liberals Attacking Lady Gaga & Embarrassing Themselves

“Her whole career is artifice.” – Young Turk Douchebag.
Lady Gaga’s career is one of an artist and entertainer. It’s artifice by design.
What is the Young Turks excuse for their artifice?
Listen:

“She has a busted face?” Who talks like that about young girls?
“She’s doing that for attention too.” Not that the Young Turks are picking on a [...]

Killgore Trout Exposed

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