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Rush Limbaugh Pens A Letter To The Fearless Reader

Saw it on The Jawa Report

Diversions

Apples marketing department fell asleep.
The iPad sucks. Sorry, but if it ain’t a computer and it ain’t a phone… then it’s a piece of junk that makes droolers part with their cash:

Twilight is ridiculous. Here:

Pants on the ground by acoustic whiteboy:

The original if you live under rocks:

Good Mascot:

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The Best Liberals Have To Offer America

Observe this comedian, a foot soldier of modern liberalism, unleash his half-mind at a city council meeting.
This takes place around 2006:

These are the kind of people running this country now. This is what they think beneath all of their flowery commentary.
In the coming days, watch for lib leader Bill Maher to declare that Obama finally [...]

President Barack Obama Is Like Jimmy Carter But Not As Tough Or Smart

Last year the Democrats were attacking rich people for buying planes and taking trips because their companies took bailout money.
How is that working out?
Stupid people applauded this because they hate the middle class. See, the rich people spend their money on stuff middle class people sell and manufacture. No rich guys buying planes, no plane [...]

State of the Union 2010 : State Of Delusion

Joe Incognito here. Let’s point out a couple of things…
Mr. President, you said this in your SoTU:
“What frustrates the American people, is a Washington where every day is election day. (Dramatic puppy dog pause) We can’t wage a perpetual campaign, where the only goal is to see who can get the most embarrassing headlines about [...]

See, Liberals Lie. . . Waterboarding, Torture & Christiane Amanpour

Saw these on Michelle Malkin:

Around 6 minutes in, he calls her out on comparing our CIA to Pol Pot.
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At 1:10 the liberal lie of torture is completely called out and the liberals lie even more to avoid it.

Our President Is A Communist

No more Presidents who hold their nuts during the Pledge/Star Spangled Banner. Consider it a red flag you assholes.

We would like you to know that the President will now take over the student loan industry. All of it.
Our President is a raging commie/Marxist tyrant.
If you voted for him in 2008, please abstain in 2010 & [...]

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Scott Ritter Was Really… Pedobear

It’s true. You saw it on the Interwebs.

Here Scott is telling why he likes underage girls.
“It makes my weapon of mass destruction look this big.”

“I searched every cavity in Iraq. I also found a really neat children’s prison…”
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“Hey! See that girl riding that bike? I think there is some bomb residue on her seat. The [...]

Tea Party Express Outflanks Liberal TV Weasels

As real grass roots support builds, actual talent is revealing itself on the American right:

Since the local cable systems were “SOLD OUT” of advertising spots, then the only way to reach voters via cable channels was on NATIONAL programming.
But Martha Coakley, Barack Obama and company failed to realize this. So we went up on the [...]

Tiffiny Ruegner Stops By TRN (Mainly to Slap Some Bitches Around)

So TRN got a visit from Tea Party Express Field Coordinator Tiffiny Ruegner.
See, there was this previous post in which TRN pointed out the carnival style money grubbing that lawyer douche extraordinaire Judson Phillips pulled off.
In that post TRN said Judson Phillips was running Tea Party Express, which was wrong. Judson owns Tea Party Nation.
Tiffiny [...]

Liberals Invoke 9/11 & Sexual Purity For Coakley

As if the world isn’t upside down enough. The left is now suddenly invoking 9/11 and sexual purity in trying to dirty up Scott Brown.
Talking point #1: “Scott Brown voted against 9/11 workers assistance!”
Of course, letting churches and private groups do charity was a no no. We needed the government to tax the ass off [...]

Uh Oh, Tea Party Nation Is Clearly Screwing Up

The Tea Party Nation is completely different form other Tea Party movements, so let’s make that clear.
What the Tea Party Nation is, is a country club Republicant lawyer named Judson Phillips. He made what is supposed to be a non-profit or PAC into a private organization and pocketed big money.
Sarah Palin is speaking there and [...]

Democrats Don’t Love All Babies

This guy’s sign reads: “Jesus loves all babies.”

“Boo! Boo! Jesus don’t love no unborn babies!”

Carey Torrice: Model Democrat

This lady is a Democrat:

Yes, we see the effect of your mother-in-law as a “public schools teacher.”
Her photo gallery on her site conveys her seriousness as a Democrat woman. Like being an official hottie at Hottiefest.
Hell, after hottiefest, you might think she’s a good right wing girl…
But her ultimate Democrat credential is insurance fraud.

The company [...]

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