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Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar Was Captured & Who Cares?

Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar is a bad man. Our troops deserve the utmost for capturing this abomination. In fact, they deserve more than for our Milquetoast in Chief to negotiate with the Taliban.
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Because that’s what is happening you Obama voting assholes. Remember that old man and Tina Fey acting lady told ya somethin’ about that? [...]

President Barack Obama

President Obama: Fearless Reader

Palin’s Crib Notes

Sarah Palin’s Crib Notes. Meghan McCain’s Huge Boobs & Obama’s Amazing Short Term Memory

ZOMG! Sarah Palin made some notes on her hand!
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The liberal fantasy world is scandalized as Sarah Palin actually used notes on her hand to make a speech.
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President Obama will comment about it… as soon as some liberal writes it for him and another liberal loads it into his teleprompter.


Look at Andrea’s pinched angry face. This [...]

America Gives Obama An “F”

CBS put up a poll to grade the Fearless Reader.
Amazingly, President Obama scores an “F” on every issue.
Go take it yourself and see:

So you take the poll and after that, you get to see what other Americans said. Here is what we saw after our turn:

So the Fearless Reader earned an “F” across the board.
What [...]

President Obama’s Big Gay Circus

President Obama needs a gay rights crusade more now than ever.
After giving terrorism suspects in Gitmo more rights than American homosexuals, a failed economic team, failing healthcare bill and slowly losing in Afghanistan… it’s time for a gay rights crusade to save the Democratic Party!
“With our token Republicans joining in, we will make gay rights [...]

Rush Limbaugh Pens A Letter To The Fearless Reader

Saw it on The Jawa Report

Our President Is A Communist

No more Presidents who hold their nuts during the Pledge/Star Spangled Banner. Consider it a red flag you assholes.

We would like you to know that the President will now take over the student loan industry. All of it.
Our President is a raging commie/Marxist tyrant.
If you voted for him in 2008, please abstain in 2010 & [...]

Rod Blagojevich

Yep, he said it.
(click to enlarge… as if his head needs it)

Harry Reid Stops by TRN

Kaine said that while Reid’s remarks “were unfortunate and they were insensitive,” they were made while praising Obama “and acknowledging that the senator could be a great president.”
Yeah, umm, here’s that praise:

“Obama yesterday accepted Reid’s apology for the remarks, in which he said the U.S. was ready to elect a black president, especially someone like [...]

CNN Slams Obama & Pigs Fly

Saw it on Hot Air

Daaa-yuummm.

The Rude News Year In Review 2009

The Rude News will set you straight with a real talking points laden review of 2009. These other losers write eclectic things like “Things I would like to forget in 2009″ and lame stuff that makes us say “We would like to forget you wrote that, bitch.”
Here is the real deal on 2009. For starters:

January:
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On [...]

Barack Obama Kept Gates For A Time Like This

(From the Bowl of The Rude Dog)
With people questioning President Obama’s soft hand on terror (STFU with the “drones” talking point),  he is getting ready to deflect to the Bush administration once again.
Janet Napolitano has screwed up so bad in the press and now the Obama gang must find a way to blame Robert Gates, [...]

Obama Hasn’t Done Anything, Except Completely F**k Up

Ooooh fun with liberal media hacks!
Prepare for the real breakdown of the Obamanation.
Here we will compare the fantasies of desperate liberals everywhere with real life!
Silly liberal stuff from Esquire in commie Mao ornament red and real life from The Rude Dog in all American blue.
So, we begin with the ridiculous Esquire turd that someone spent [...]

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