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Nidal Hasan Is A Muslim Jihadist Terrorist or You Might Be a Jihadist

If you worship at the same mosque that 9/11 Hijackers worshipped at, you might be a Jihadist.
If you hide that you are an American, just so you can say you are from Jordan to sound more Jihad-like, you might be a Jihadist.
If you hand out business cards that claim you are a soldier of Allah, [...]

CNN = CAIR News Network

CNN declares:
Muslim teen fears for life after changing religion
Huh? She is Christian so how is she Muslim?
They go on:
A Muslim teenager from Ohio says her father threatened to kill her because she converted to Christianity.
Who is at the switch at CNN that they must declare this Christian girl a Muslim?
CAIR News Network, we will capitulate.

The Joan of Arc of Our Times

If you people don’t wake the hell up soon, she will be the the Harriet Tubman of our times.

Say what you want about Pam Geller, she is a stone bad ass. Her and Spencer scare the hell out these control freaks from the medieval times.
See, she is a bad ass & look at Spence laughing [...]

Heather Lawrence & Ahmed Bedier

There is a story of a girl named Heather Lawrence who told a Muslim girl to take her head scarf off and be proud to be an American. The girl claims the Mulsim student was sitting during the Pledge.
The school says that the Muslim girl was standing, just not reciting it. She may have been [...]

Islamist Di**head

(Saw it on Midnight Blue’s YouTube Channel)
Pat Condell, one of my favorites in the atheist petting zoo:

CAIR Bears Welcome President Bearack Obama

The CAIR Bears present:

President Bearack Obama – He is known by many names, the Messiah, the One, Barry, and our Fearless Reader.
Renowned for disguising good reading skills for actual oratory, Bearack can say anything you type for him. His incredible super competence is on display every day, and that’s why he has 18 Czars and [...]

How To Make Millions

 
Okay, this is not about making millions. The title was there to mislead you.
Here’s another misleading bit:
Waterboarding is torture.
We ‘boarded a dude over hundred times.
If you were a torturer a few hundred years back, and it took you more than ten tries to get the job done, you got fired.
Leftism, and leftism alone, has defined [...]

Timeless

Some things will never go out of style.
Hamas Bear – He has many roles. After kidnapping Zionist children, he will run home and cry for western cameras in front of a house being bulldozed. Never mind the rockets launched out of the backyard. Works hand in hand with Al Jazeera Bear.

Hezbollah Bear – Practices “Defensive [...]

Osama Bin Laden Gets a CAIR Bear

For some reason this guy never got a bear made in his honor. I assumed that his latest Jihad on Cartoons was a cry for help, so I made him a cartoon bear.
Here he is;

Osama Bear Laden
A onetime mastermind of diabolical attacks against the greatest institutions of the West, he has now declared Jihad against [...]

CAIR Bears – The Final Chapter

See all the CAIR Bears on the first post. 

ACLU Bear – An “Evil Zionist” Bear even if he doesn’t know it. Although an unwitting servant of Jihad, ACLU Bears heart is in the right place. It’s just that his brains are in his butt, so most of his ideas are crap.
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Abu Ghraib Bear – Abu [...]

The CAIR Bears

Jihad Bear – Jihad Bear is at the front lines killing filthy Zionist Bears everywhere. Peace be upon him!
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Sharia Bear – Sharia Bear is properly clothed, otherwise she will be stoned to death.
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Scare Bear – Scare Bear has many hats. Sympathizer, Talking Head and even Film Producer. Whether its phony protests, fighting cartoons, blaming Israel [...]

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