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I’m Demon Sheeping…

Remember the ridiculous Fiorina ad?

No Sheeples Here wrote a post on the Fearless Reader’s tenacity and how right wingers should not become complacent.
This rare photograph of Sheepus Fiscallis Vacumis a.k.a the Demon Sheep, is well worth the visit.

There is a song by Rob Zombie called Demon Speeding. Part of the chorus goes “I’m Demon [...]

Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar Was Captured & Who Cares?

Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar is a bad man. Our troops deserve the utmost for capturing this abomination. In fact, they deserve more than for our Milquetoast in Chief to negotiate with the Taliban.
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Because that’s what is happening you Obama voting assholes. Remember that old man and Tina Fey acting lady told ya somethin’ about that? [...]

President Barack Obama

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America Gives Obama An “F”

CBS put up a poll to grade the Fearless Reader.
Amazingly, President Obama scores an “F” on every issue.
Go take it yourself and see:

So you take the poll and after that, you get to see what other Americans said. Here is what we saw after our turn:

So the Fearless Reader earned an “F” across the board.
What [...]

Bury This Administration In An Obama T-Shirt

President Obama is so shameless and so are his supporters.
From 9:00-9:12 this guy claims some nameless lady is going to be buried in “an Obama t-shirt.”

BS. The Fearless Reader is playing tricks no better that Putin’s he-man stunts.
His Obambies even laughed at this pathetic piece of political theatre.
The lady’s name he can’t find on his [...]

President Obama’s Big Gay Circus

President Obama needs a gay rights crusade more now than ever.
After giving terrorism suspects in Gitmo more rights than American homosexuals, a failed economic team, failing healthcare bill and slowly losing in Afghanistan… it’s time for a gay rights crusade to save the Democratic Party!
“With our token Republicans joining in, we will make gay rights [...]

Rush Limbaugh Pens A Letter To The Fearless Reader

Saw it on The Jawa Report

President Barack Obama Is Like Jimmy Carter But Not As Tough Or Smart

Last year the Democrats were attacking rich people for buying planes and taking trips because their companies took bailout money.
How is that working out?
Stupid people applauded this because they hate the middle class. See, the rich people spend their money on stuff middle class people sell and manufacture. No rich guys buying planes, no plane [...]

State of the Union 2010 : State Of Delusion

Joe Incognito here. Let’s point out a couple of things…
Mr. President, you said this in your SoTU:
“What frustrates the American people, is a Washington where every day is election day. (Dramatic puppy dog pause) We can’t wage a perpetual campaign, where the only goal is to see who can get the most embarrassing headlines about [...]

Our President Is A Communist

No more Presidents who hold their nuts during the Pledge/Star Spangled Banner. Consider it a red flag you assholes.

We would like you to know that the President will now take over the student loan industry. All of it.
Our President is a raging commie/Marxist tyrant.
If you voted for him in 2008, please abstain in 2010 & [...]

Democrats Don’t Love All Babies

This guy’s sign reads: “Jesus loves all babies.”

“Boo! Boo! Jesus don’t love no unborn babies!”

President Obama Gets Heckled Like He Is Unpopular Or Something…

The Fearless Reader is rendered speechless by a heckler. Guess there were no SEIU goons to beat the hell out of an American:

(h/t Atlas Shrugs)

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