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See? Liberals Lie & Ebert Leads The Way

With so much attention on him, Roger Ebert cannot help parroting false talking points from the Internet for all liberals to consume:

Too bad it’s all BS.
Sarah Palin at that gifting suite: Grabby? Not so much

How about “Roger Ebert tweets utter fabrications while some attention is paid to him and he can play at politics without [...]

Sarah Palin’s Crib Notes

For more reading about a non-scandal:
No Sheeples Here: Crib Notes—I Got ‘Em
Memorandom
Michelle Malkin: Hand Jive
Gay Patriot: Sarah Palin Treated as Political Equal of President?
Big Government: You Betcha!… Palin Campaigns For Rick Perry– Writes “Hi Mom” On Her Hand

Teleprompter

Sarah Palin’s Crib Notes. Meghan McCain’s Huge Boobs & Obama’s Amazing Short Term Memory

ZOMG! Sarah Palin made some notes on her hand!
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The liberal fantasy world is scandalized as Sarah Palin actually used notes on her hand to make a speech.
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President Obama will comment about it… as soon as some liberal writes it for him and another liberal loads it into his teleprompter.


Look at Andrea’s pinched angry face. This [...]

The Rude News Knows All Mofos! You’re All A Bunch Of Fu**in’ Retards!

Okay maybe not all, but we do get some stuff right once in while.
Last July was:
All Of You Don’t Know Sh*t About Sarah Palin
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This post described the failing Republican machine of the times and explained that Sarah Palin had the biggest nads in the GOP as evidenced by her resigning the Governorship of AK.
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The [...]

Uh Oh, Tea Party Nation Is Clearly Screwing Up

The Tea Party Nation is completely different form other Tea Party movements, so let’s make that clear.
What the Tea Party Nation is, is a country club Republicant lawyer named Judson Phillips. He made what is supposed to be a non-profit or PAC into a private organization and pocketed big money.
Sarah Palin is speaking there and [...]

Mika Brzezinski Picks Abraham Lincoln As Favorite Founding Father

Unbelievable. This woman has talked politics her whole life and heas no clue what a founding father is. Serves MSNBC right when they are making fun of Sarah Palin.
Supposedly, Bill Maher defended her. That’s good coming from a guy who is bored with Hati coverage. What’s the matter Bill? You missing out on your Tiger [...]

The Rude News Year In Review 2009

The Rude News will set you straight with a real talking points laden review of 2009. These other losers write eclectic things like “Things I would like to forget in 2009″ and lame stuff that makes us say “We would like to forget you wrote that, bitch.”
Here is the real deal on 2009. For starters:

January:
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On [...]

For The Record, Maureen Dowd Is A Plagiarist

You can type in “Maureen Dowd plagiarize” into Google.
You can also type clever looking things she says like “yoda-like syntax” and see where she lifted them.
She has such contempt for her audience, she thinks they can’t use the net.
What can you expect from a woman who is jealous that Sarah Palin sells more books, is [...]

Martha Stewart Was Jealous Of Rachel Ray & Sarah Palin

Last month, Martha Stewart shot her mouth off about Rachel Ray:

“She — just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes,” … “That’s not good enough for me”
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Now I hear you going’ “Day-Yum” but wait! There’s more…
Stewart also hit Sarah Palin:
“She’s a very boring to me. Very [...]

Michelle Obama Is Not ugly & Sarah Palin Kicks Ass

The Other McCain offered a defense of Joan of Arc Sarah Palin against some blogger named Daphne Klink. I don’t know Daphne Klink and wish her no ill, except to say that her calling Michelle Obama ugly is just plain ugly. Wrong on Sarah, wrong on Michelle Obama.
First, let’s get real. Michelle Obama is not [...]

Like It Or Not, Sarah Palin IS The #1 Republican

Pablo Pig
(WARNING: Truth ahead, “moderates” advised to click elsewhere or prepare for fetal position and crying fits.)

RINOs like David Frum want Sarah Palin to fail very quickly. The milquetoast country club set can’t wait for Sarah to fall into a Wal-Mart cardboard cutout of herself or for her to act out any of those ridiculous [...]

Rasmussen GOP 2012 Poll Not A Shock

Rasmussen says this poll for 2012 is a shock. No way:
Huckabee = 29%
Romney = 24%
Palin = 18%
Newt = 14%
Pawlenty = 4%
Crist = No Way%
First, Huckabee has a show so he is in everybody’s face each week yucking it up and making people misty over patriotic stories and whatnot.
Romney is everywhere, trying to get some press.
Palin [...]

Very Important News On The Fairness Doctrine

What? There was some writing on there? No… play it again, let’s see…

The Fear & Loathing of Sarah Palin

President Obama fears Sarah Palin. The act of making fun of her was almost convincing for about a week last year, but it is evident that the leadership in D.C. is terrified of this woman.
Every time Sarah Palin speaks or types two words together, the White House is responding. They don’t even do that for [...]

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