It opened like a musical:

"Terror babies... Mmmm Terror Babies... The Islamic bomb from Muslim moms... Mmmm Terror babies."

Not really.

If you saw Anderson Cooper humiliate Gohmert Pyle, then you can appreciate how un-musical their exchange was.

It was kind of like this

It wasn’t really an exchange, it was Cooper speaking, Gohmert throwing a tantrum and Cooper saying “Dude, your a little nuts and you yell a lot.”

"So... did you call the FBI about these Terror babies?"

...

"YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP ME HONEST? I'M SAVIN' AMURICA!"

"Do you have any evidence of Terror babies?"

"I don't need evidence, I got instinct"

...

The exchange was a mess and it is the second time Cooper slapped down the talking point parroted by goons from the right. The first was when Debbie Riddle attempted it.

Do I look like I engage in fear-mongering?

The damage done to an issue that may well come into being in our lifetimes is insurmountable. Each time someone breeches the subject of any type of immigration/birth issue, the image of Gohmert Pyle will be brought forth like a scarecrow of reason.

President Bush inspects a weapon of mass distortion

Gohmert literally did not know what he was talking about and he got slammed.

The most alien thing in the U.S. is my giant alien head

Embellish much?

The President reminded us this was America and that shiny happy people deserve their places of worship.

This is America. And our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakeable [sic]. The principle that people of all faiths are welcome in this country and that they will not be treated differently by their government is essential to who we are. The writ of the Founders must endure.

He did not want to comment on the many crazy things said by Imam Feisal like this:

“The Islamic method of waging war is not to kill innocent civilians. But it was Christians in World War II who bombed civilians in Dresden and Hiroshima, neither of which were military targets.”

Military targets…

He must mean military targets like these office buildings and this teenage girl's face

There is plenty of noise about how far away the Cordoba Center will be from Ground Zero.

It’s pretty damn close, so those who keep talking about how far away it is, are just misinformed.

Click for Zoomy

The name of the facility, “Cordoba House” is a little strange as well for a place that is supposed to foster East-West relations. Cordoba is in Spain, and until the Reconquista, the Muslims ruled that part of Spain for hundreds of years.

STFU about peacefully too, if you kill everybody around you, there is “peace.”

Killing everybody can be very peaceful

The Great Mosque of Cordoba was built on a conquered Christian church. This may be the reason some westerners are suspicious about it.

So, blaming Christians for killing civilians, naming your facility after a conquered Christian land and having Hamas & Hezbollah supporters defend your facility are the pathways to good relations with the West?

Who knew.

This is my "provoking a beatdown" face

Senator Chuck Schumer called the voters “sour” because they figured out he is a huge a**hole:

“It’s the world we’re in. It’s a much more negative, critical world, and people are sour now,” he said. “The thing they’re most sour about is the future, not the present. In other words, if people were sure that things would be better five years from now, they’d be less sour.”

The White House appreciated the candor and the voters aren’t sure of jack diddly.

I make pointy finger declarations and talk down to you because I own your asses

Meanwhile in Compton…

Dr. Laura Schlessinger said “ni**er” more than Tigger says tigger.

On  her radio program, she tried to slap down a caller by saying  “nigger, nigger, nigger” but for some mysterious reason, it just made everybody feel like crap.

I'm just keepin' real wit my peeps

So, she tried it again, to no avail. Nobody thanked her for her amazing attempt at racial enlightenment. She did get picked up by The Huffington Post and Media Matters however.

She later apologized and now even that has lead to divided opinions on who should own the coveted N-word.

Yo! We down with the DL. Those other ni**as be frontin'. Hot Dawgs fa life

In 2007, he was actually person of the year.

Did Time realize they could not operate for two days in Russia?

Even my hands double-talk

Rep. Anthony Weiner throws an excellent temper tantrum because his own partisans refused to support him. He then blames the minority opposition because… well that’s what you do when you make $170K+ and are on TV with no real ideas about what’s going on.

Best line – “The gentleman is correct in sitting”

Anthony Weiner was taking on Congressman King at that time. They didn’t get enough of each other so they moved the fight to Sean Hannity’s radio show:

You enter the game store.

Rows of boxes promise you epic debaucheries unlike any seen in games before.
Swords, dragons, starships, aliens and of course, scantily clad vixens entice you into buying the ultimate distraction.

Unfortunately, the most pleasure you will ever derive from these charlatans, is to be found on their box.

Which you could have enjoyed for free.

I don't need any insurance, thank you

Shepherd’s Crossing does have the beverage hauling duck cruising around the farm, but it’s boring. The box makes it look beautiful, like you are going into some agrarian nirvana.

But it's really just a better version of that annoying Facebook game

You got drunk and ate that little gecko didn't you?

It's like Flash Gordon, dragons, aliens and gorgeous warrior babes

A color palette of regurgitated pizza

A cybernetic vagina with knives for hands is chasing you...

What can you say about that thing? Who drew that up in a room full of people?

“The cyber-vag? That’s an amazing idea!”

Some people will read this and come away with new pet names for their...

Aside from the innuendo charged title, this looks like a fighting game all day long. Anyone picking up this box wants to see aliens or drug pushers (in the 80′s) getting whacked upside the head with the sawed-off cattle prod.

The Irritating stick gets used on you in GITMO when you don’t cough up what they want to hear.

"Where is the secret base? Oh yeah? Get the f**kin' irritating stick."

The game is actually a fancy version of the “Operation” board game. Move your little tool around without touching the edges, etc…

The original translation from Japanese was rumored to be "Irritating Game"

This is what your baby boomer parents thought cool looked like

This box art is arguably as bad as it’s product. Still, you would expect some veneer of toughness say, Double Dragon style perhaps?

A cyborg wearing awful “Terminator-style” shades is going to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he’s all out of bubble gum.

A pink gun? I will not be killed by a pink gun.

A cyborg with terrible fashion sense is going to save the world from prototypical 80′s bad guys who always wore pink, teal and baby blue uniforms. To this day, science cannot explain why 80′s bad guys were so colorful. (They flashed when they were hurt too.)

You too can be King of the World with this Kate Winslet clone

Forsaken is the game that nobody can describe to you but every man over twenty knows the ad campaign when he sees it.

The box was nothing compared to some of the other imagery.

Imagery my ass, this is art

The game was like chasing 70′s Radio Shack devices through a complex drainage system.

It's like Descent, but suckier

Well, at least in the modern age, the technology has caught up so that these disparities no longer trouble us…

Hot damn! Playing pinball is just like clubbing with exotic amazon women

This game pays homage to the generations before who got ripped off buying something because some eye candy overwhelmed their untested libidos. More than one dad was laughing his ass off at the packaging when kid said “Dad, this one’s rated ‘E’ and it looks pretty good.”

This is what the actual game looks like:

"Son, buying this game brought back some memories."

The circus around Shirley Sherrod’s firing, which, according to her was demanded twice by the White House, demonstrates the sad state of affairs that is Washington D.C. today.

"one of them" "his own kind" It's a conspiracy!

Shirley Sherrod  gave a speech at an NAACP event and she talked about holding back her efforts when helping a white farmer:

“I didn’t give him the full force of what I could do.”

After that gem, the White House and the NAACP came down on Sherrod, demanding her resignation. She herself claimed she was called three times and the brass in D.C. wanted her to pull over and resign on her blackberry.

Resign NAO! Right NAO!

There were many supporters of Sherrod who went ballistic at how she was treated and now the administration is considering rehiring her.

Here is the video that people are claiming “fooled” them into thinking Sherrod said something different:

Here is Campbell Brown smacking down the “it’s evil whitey’s conspiracy” talking point.

The NAACP, the White House and a host of other leaders, only get their news from Big Government.com and that website tricked them, right?

Resistance is futile.

If they are so stupid they expect Americans to believe that, I can see why Shirley Sherrod might not want her job back

The Reality: She probably should not have been fired. Sure she is an activist and all the usual D.C. bureaucrat stuff, but an older African-American woman talking about her reservations when it comes to helping whitey isn’t that scandalous.

The idea that the White House, the NAACP and anybody else was tricked by Big Government.com is laughable. The so-called “edited” video provides Sherrod’s explanation of why she was wrong to think about holding back on the farmer she was supposed to help.

It should be pointed out that nobody wants to explain why her audience laughed their asses off when she was talking about not making an effort to help the white farmer, but let’s face it, it’s funny when you get to burn whitey.

Whiteys will transform behind your back and try to eat you

Here is Shepard Smith & Juan Williams talking about the White House obsession with Glenn Beck and the rush to judgment in her firing:

What is a “hate f**k?” anyway? It sounds like something that virgins talk about.

What can you say? Some kids didn’t get enough attention when they were little.

A young gentleman by the name of Sir Guy Cimbalo opined:

“…there is a way to reach across the aisle without letting principles fall by the wayside. We speak, naturally, of the hate f**k*. We may despise everything these women represent, but goddammit they’re hot. Let the healing begin.”

The left and the right have come down on Guy Cimbalo.

Playboy took the article down, because they realized their failure.

(Look, you can say whatever you want, but those are the thoughts of a budding serial killer)

Now the pictures below, are strictly so that the readers may make a more informed opinion about the subjects covered in this cultural tour de force. Mr. Cimbalo’s ability to pick hot conservo-babes shall be evaluated at the conclusion of the leering. study.

The list, with visual aids:

1. Michelle Malkin – Sarah Palin would have been the obvious choice these days, but the Divine Misses M radiates with undeniable hotness. There is a fetishism that pervades her critics as well. One dude even wrote a whole article about molesting her, maybe it was just a hate f**k he had in mind. (+1)

2. Megyn Kelly – This has got to be the hottest lawyer in the world. She is pictured above with Julie Banderas, who is a Fox news fox as well. (+1)

3. Mary Katharine Ham – Very Pretty. Her opponents have tried to reduce her to a cupcake because of her sweet good looks. (+1)

4. Amanda Carpenter – She said somewhere that she was afraid this kind of stuff would happen to her. (-1)

5. Elisabeth Hasselbeck – An obvious pick, she is a celeb. Celebs are not pundits, writers or policy junkies. Elisabeth is just dandy, but she is not really conservaitve torchbearer. (-1)

6. Dana Perino – Impressive. A good pick that’s not so obvious. An under the radar babe. (+1)

7. Laura Ingraham – Especially when she is on Fox. There is a makeup artist there who makes this woman look so good when she guest hosts for BIll O’. Guy was watching some Fox to put her on this list. (+1)

8. Pamela Geller – Pam is smokin’. Pam will never look bad. When she is old, she will be a hot old lady. Genetically gifted. (+1)

9. Michele Bachmann – Another good and not so obvious pick. At first TRN declared she may not be top ten, but the sensationalist creationist has grown on us.  (+1)

Now, the first nine were on track, but Peggy Noonan?

10. Peggy Noonan – Get the f**k out of here.

We stand by it.

Look Peg is a pretty, even beautiful, but Guy obviously has the Freudian mommy-sex thing going on in his brain box. (-2. There are far better choices on the right)

So guy scored six out of ten, a shameful performance for someone who would write in Playboy. (Peggy Noonan? Damn… )

Here are some gems he passed up:

How about Gretchen Carlson? She is a curvy delight and a former Miss USA.

What about Sarah Palin? She should be #1.

Meghan McCain? I mean she is a dork, but she’s damn sight better than Noonan. She is always attacking conservatives so Guy should love her. Plus she is Pro-sex. (Who the hell is anti-sex?)

E.D. Hill? E.D. Sure was cute.

Ann Coulter? (Most of you have pulled your monkey to Ann, STFU)

There are so many ultra hot conservo-babes.

Now, for the hot liberal chicks outside of Hollywood, or:

Chicks Who Are Starving For Sex With Men Who Don’t Cry Afterwards

1. Kirsten Powers – She is hot. There is a rumor that her husband is a Republican. We got emails that said she was not married to a Repub.

Who cares? The pic goes up.

2. Arianna Huffington – Married an actual Republican, stole his money and turned him gay. Has emotional issues.

Your prayers are encouraged.

3. Elizabeth Kucinich – Pretty, but man does she earn her keep. She has to see Dennis naked.

4. Lara Schwartz – Nice looking. Pic was sent in with no links. Some kind of lawyer? Any assistance is appreciated.

5. Umm… Helen… Helen Thomas. – “Heh heh heh. Come inside my pretties…”

That’s pretty much it for lefty chicks outside of Hollywood. Any mail-ins or mentions of others are appreciated… for purposes of this study of course.

TRN trolls wanted these babes up there:

Andrea Tantaros – steadfasthalfelf wrote; “What about Andrea Tantaros? *swoon* lol”

Swoon indeed.

S.E. Cupp was also mentioned, and we must say, she is awfully cute. Here’s a vid:

Hey Guy, would you like to see the women in your family “hate f**ked?”

Would you like to read about your wife getting “hate f**ked?”

No Sheeples Here took Playboy by the ears and made the bunny cry.

The bunny takes a hatefu*king from it's critics

Here is Guy Cimbalo, featuring praise for himself on some blog. The praise is from Playboy magazine.

The C.I.A installed Saddam, Palestinians really want to co-exist with Israel, Farfour the Mouse is good children’s programming and Israel is acting just like Hitler.

These and other myths about the U.S. and the Middle East can be laughed at or wept over, depending on which side of the AK-47 you are on.

The current situation in the Gaza Strip was created by the CIA, Israel, the United States, etc…

So, how did the west really get involved there? On August 4, 1914, the Ottoman Empire gave shelter to two German warships that were being pursued by the British. The Ottoman Empire was supposed to remain neutral, but the Germans offered them the two ships and the Empire could not resist.

The Ottoman Empire went to war with the west... for two steamships

The Ottoman Navy was evidently pretty hard up, as evidenced by making German Captain Wilhelm Anton Souchon commander of the Ottoman navy.

Why is this important? Because the Ottoman Empire’s entry into WWI made it drag on for two more years, killing off millions of infidel westerners at bargain basement prices to them:

General Erich Ludendorff stated in his memoirs that he believed the entry of the Turks into the war allowed the outnumbered Central powers to fight on for two years longer than they would have been able on their own. The war was extended to the Middle East with main fronts of Gallipoli, the Sinai and Palestine, Mesopotamia, and in Caucasus. The course of the war in the Balkans was also influenced by the entry of the Ottoman Empire on the side of the Central Powers. Had the war ended in 1916, that would have meant that some of the bloodiest engagements, such as the Battle of the Somme, would have been avoided. The United States of America might not have been drawn from its policy of isolation to intervene in a foreign war.

Why should we believe anything a German leader from that era says?

I am so German, I turn water into beer with just my gaze

Aside from his epic biker helmet, he said this years after WWI:

By appointing Hitler Chancellor of the Reich, you have handed over our sacred German Fatherland to one of the greatest demagogues of all time. I prophesy to you this evil man will plunge our Reich into the abyss and will inflict immeasurable woe on our nation. Future generations will curse you in your grave for this action.

At the conclusion of WWI, the Ottoman Empire surrendered and the Sykes–Picot Agreement, the Balfour Declaration of 1917 & the Treaty of Sèvres divided up the former empire.

Siding with the Germans was a bad idea back then

Armenia got totally screwed. Thanks President Wilson!

After the Ottoman Empire siding with the Germans in WWI, one would think that when the second World War rolled around that the peoples of the former Ottoman Empire would tell the Germans to get screwed right?

Not really. Once WWII broke out, folks like Mohammad Amin al-Husayni were all too eager to join the Germans and even looked forward to working with the Nazi party.

“The Mufti was one of the initiators of the systematic extermination of European Jewry and had been a collaborator and advisor of Eichmann and Himmler in execution of this plan…He was one of Eichmann’s best friends and had constantly incited him to accelerate the extermination measures. I heard him say, accompanied by Eichmann, he had visited incognito the gas chamber of Auschwitz.” – Dieter Wisliceny, SS Officer from “The Myth of Hitler’s Pope: How Pope Pius XII Rescued Jews from the Nazis” – Page 136 – by David G. Dalin – Political Science – 2005

Here he is Broadcasting on Radio Berlin:

“Arabs, rise as one man and fight for your sacred rights. Kill the Jews wherever you find them. This pleases God, history, and religion. This saves your honor. God is with you.”

Damn. You would think that hooking up with the guys who dragged your people into this mess would be a bad idea, but when you hate Jewish trees…

Final Solution? Sounds fantastic! Tell me more...

Himmler! Eff the juice, am I right? My man!

You Muslim SS are doing Azerbaijan proud.

13th Waffen Mountain Division of the SS Handschar (1st Croatian)

I am just waving

He did plenty more too, like stopping Jewish people from escaping Europe to Palestine.

Screw the Mufti.

“We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like Muhammad. The emotion in Germany is Islamic; warlike and Islamic. They are all drunk with wild god. That can be the historic future.” – Carl Jung

The Mufti went on Cairo after the war, as many Islamic nations largely blamed him for the results that gave us the state of Israel.

In Egypt he was warmly received and went on to become President of the World Muslim Congress. Here is their website today:

Nothing to see here

The Mufti’s good fortune ran out though, as he was denied assistance by the Arab League. The Arab League was not interested in the Mufti’s request for more Palestinian self-determination, the formation of a Palestinian Provisional Government, the transfer of authority to local National Committees in areas evacuated by the British, or loans for war damages.

Denied! ... and it wasn't by Zionists either.

Events like the death of Abd al-Qadir al-Husayni near Deir Yassin, and the lies told about the battle, which caused a massive panic and evacuation across the region, lead the Arab League to the realization that the Nazi-loving Mufti didn’t know squat about war, and even less about people struggling to survive.

The exaggerations in the broadcasts even fooled Albert Einstein, who dashed off a letter to the American Friends of the Fighters for Freedom of Israel:

He then joined other Jewish leaders in condemning the actions in the NY Times, comparing their tactics to Nazis. These letters are passed around on the web today as “proof” of the brutality of Israel, despite the fact that: A) These were a splinter groups (the Irgun & Lehi) B) The Palestinians have admitted they lied their asses off about the magnitude of the event.

E=I screwed the dog on this one.

The lies about Deir Yassin panicked the Palestinian peoples into a mass exodus, and the propaganda machine of the Arab militias was so effective, it made the advance of Israeli forces a cakewalk. Hundreds of thousands fled in terror when they heard the Israelis were coming, so much so that places the Israelis never dreamed of taking before, emptied out before them because the people believed the gross exaggerations of the Islamic propaganda broadcasts.

Not what happened at Deir Yassin, but what was invented about Deir Yassin, helped to carve the way to our decisive victories on the battlefield … The legend was worth half a dozen battalions to the forces of Israel. – Menachem Begin

The Arab League found a way out of taking responsibility for their humiliating defeat and blamed all of their new found problems on Mohammad Amin al-Husayni. This allowed them to get out of taking care of the Palestinians and walk away from their plight until it was convenient to use them against the Jewish Israelis when the need arose.

This wasn’t long in coming, as the PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization) was created and Mohammad Amin al-Husayni’s other nephew, Rahman Abdul Rauf al-Qudwa al-Husseini, ran that organization since 1969.

Rahman Abdul Rauf al-Qudwa al-Husseini... or Yasser Arafat

Yasser Arafat (a.k.a Rahman Abdul Rauf al-Qudwa al-Husseini) lead a campaign of terror that included Black September’s Munich Massacre, Sabena Flight 572 and many other heinous acts. The leader of Black September was Ali Hassan Salameh, who also founded Force 17 and was married to Uncle Nazi-Mufti’s daughter.

That’s right, the guy that helped organize the Munich Massacre is the son-in-law of Mufti Mohammad Amin al-Husayni.

We like to keep this stuff in the family

Yasser Arafat hailed his uncle as a hero in 2002:

“We are not Afghanistan. We are a mighty people. Were they able to replace our hero Hajj Amin al-Husseini? There were a number of attempts to get rid of Hajj Amin, whom they considered an ally of the Nazis. But even so, he lived in Cairo, and participated in the 1948 war, and I was one of his troops.” – Yasser Arafat

Amazingly, this guy received a Nobel Peace Prize.

President Clinton should have been choking him instead of Monica

Suckers

Today this legacy lives on, and in a cruel twist, many westerners now support the PLO.

They wear the keffiyeh and wave Nazi signs…. that depict Israel as the Nazis.

We hate Nazis... Except for when they were fighting the Juice

They even support Hamas, the “peaceful” wing of it.

I'm a useful American idiot

Here’s a video… from California:

One has to wonder what Adolf Hitler would think about the legacy of his Islamic efforts. Would he be pleased that the very ideology he shared with the Arab League lives on among some very un-Arayan peoples? Or would he laugh each time his beloved theory is assigned to those he deemed his greatest enemy?

Is this Machiavellian genius or irony?

Nazi Germany may have lost the physical war in the Middle East, but they scored a philosophical victory that haunts us to this day.

"We fooled all them bitches."

Israel & it’s allies are to blame socio-economic conditions in the Gaza Strip


The entertainment industry, video games, talk shows and legions of college students tell us the United States and it’s support for Israel has brought untold suffering upon the world.

Here are two of the world’s poorest nations:

Sao Tome is the first independent nation that ranks just above the various ultra poor pacific islands in terms of GDP. Yet tourists around the world are discovering the friendliness of the locals, lack of violent crime and incredible scenery.

We got the equator trapped under this pedastal

They have only been independent since 1975, so don’t bother laying 20th century colonial sob stories on them, these folks lived it and died fighting it.

Tokelau is one of the poorest places in the world, yet you never hear about them attacking anybody because of “socioeconomic reasons.”

This is how we roll on the atoll

The caption originally read: A barge leaves the landing ramp in Nukuono to collect cargo and passengers from the MV Tokelau. The terrible piece of waterlogged softy wood on the beach is the “landing ramp.”

The whole place is a welfare state, even some of their islands have been cheated. They are called atolls, which means an island with a huge hole in the middle. It’s a coral doughnut, not even a real island.

When you can only afford the crust of an Island, you are poor.

The Gaza Strip’s GDP is 2.5 times that of São Tomé and over 510 times that of Tokelau. So why is Gaza, such a mess?

There are ten times the people in there than in São Tomé so the money just doesn’t go to far. The place has no real industry and other than making their kids watch Mickey Mouse get killed by Israelis and participate in paramilitary exercises, it doesn’t seem like Hamas has anything good in store for it’s people.

I'll send you to the #@$%!* Magic Kingdom!

It’s been called cruel and it’s been demonstrated against the all over the western world.

Search bullfighting protest and observe all of the scantily clad women who cover themselves in fake blood. (We are sure the dudes are there for the animals…)

It’s been called art, by Hemingway:

“Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter’s honor.”

But it’s really just some guys in feminine pajamas stabbing some future hamburger to death.

But sometimes, the hamburgers get over on the pajama squad…

Humano! Humano!

"You found the other one? Fantastico!"

El Sex Changeo performs the disappearing horn act for the last time

"Oh STFU! You put a sword in me"

"Are you not entertained!?"

This is for wearing a shitty costume!

The reality of this business is that these bulls all die, especially when they win the fight.

Sometimes, they catch one of the horses who haul away the carcasses. That’s never pretty.

Most of the time, the matador does just fine against the diabolical mind of a steak. He wears them down and severs their spine below the skull with a small dagger.

You can see all of that stuff if you want, but I kind of like this:

Bulls win!