(Stolen from Theo Spark after seeing it several other places but didn’t want to link those other douchebags)

Excellent work.

I think they should do montage of bad action films next.

“Small dude makes big dude his bitch with unrealistic and fanciful karate move.”

Sharif Mobley shot two guards in a Yemeni hospital.

Malkin has it all here.

Also:

Another liberal doesn’t get their way.

Poster time:

Adam Kokesh has used every opportunity to demonstrate his liberal brain at every turn.

His anti-war stuff is laughable. How come after January of 2009 he isn’t out on the street with his other anti-war protesters? Where are these assholes who shouted at families in front of urban movie theatres?

They are gone because a big (D) runs the war now, so it’s time to STFU.

He protested at Senator McCain’s acceptance speech but we’ll be damned if we can find one instance of this guy shouting down President Obama over his escalation of our war effort.

He has the stupid liberal mindset that David Horowitz is a racist:

It should be noted to all liberal idiots that Islam is not a race.

Therefore, it is not racism.

It might be anti-Islamist, but Adam Kokesh can defend the prophet who gets humpy with nine-year-olds.

Scott Ritter will be available to assist:

His website is nice… for a Che Guevara t-shirt wearing coffee shop rebel:

(click to enlarge his ego)

Look at that agitprop. Who the hell is giving this guy money? Knock it off you fools.

Michelle Malkin warned you Republicants supporting this guy and he turns around and wears it as a badge of honor. So the anti-bailout Malkin is his enemy of choice?

The worst of it though, is that this guy is an electronic tough guy phony. He threatened a blogger with stomping him into the sidewalk. This thin skinned debutante is not who we need in congress. He is also not who we want in the Republican party, or any responsible party.

For the parting shot, he lies about his rank.

Republicans, stop being stupid and using the lame “but he can get elected here…” BS. If you can’t run responsible, ethical candidates, then let the Democrats elect the dirtbags.

If Adam Kokesh can man up to his threats against critics, his lying about his rank, his smears on David Horowitz, explain why he stopped protesting when President Obama took office and tell us why Islamic Jihadists will play nice when we leave them alone, then The Rude News will donate, campaign and demand that Adam Kokesh be elected.

America, you get the government you deserve.

Michael Newdow is an ass. You may know him as the guy who challenged “under God” in the pledge, but we know him as the man who claims his daughter’s mother raped him.

Yep, he tried to use that one.

This is the best thing the Onion has ever produced:

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Thank God this registered Democrat didn’t kill anybody.

To read what the Pentagon shooter was into, Libertarian economics, weed, weapons, ranting at the gov, you would never expect to learn he was a registered democrat.

So the AP can find out there is weed in his car, blogs he scribbled on and what kind of fiscal policy he favors yet they can’t read how he registered to vote in 2008?

Oh yeah, we forgot something. Crazy ass democrat boy posted anti-Bush garbage on the ‘Net and he was a 9/11 Troofer.

With so much attention on him, Roger Ebert cannot help parroting false talking points from the Internet for all liberals to consume:

Too bad it’s all BS.

Sarah Palin at that gifting suite: Grabby? Not so much

How about “Roger Ebert tweets utter fabrications while some attention is paid to him and he can play at politics without any sense of propriety.”

Heh.

See? These liberals are the most unhappy and narcissistic people on the planet:

That’s fantastic. I really admire the sophisticated wit it takes to infer President Ronald Reagan was a Homer-Sekshual.

It’s that kind of wit, that thinks other people’s money belongs to them, so they will dictate to us little peasants how it should be spent.

It is this precise thinking that lead President Franklin Delano Roosevelt into his Raw New Deal fiscal nightmare. The fantastical belief that you can regulate the hell out of making money, tax it to death and then pay for old people out of some magic pension plan that had no real accounts.

Fast forward to today and we see where the liberal economic formula has taken us.

The papers attack Wall Street, yet the worst of Wall Street are in this administration. Larry Summers is helping the Turbo Tax Timmy cabal as well. So what if Summers lost a billion dollars for one school? It was Harvard, they can afford it… and so can we according to liberals in power today.

President Obama has almost nothing left he hasn’t lied about, yet these sophisticates act like “Oh yes, I knew this is what he really meant.”

What a bunch of poseurs, their own party doesn’t want to vote for these crazy fantasy policies.

It is sad to see a man like Roger Ebert go down flailing with partisan kool-aid pumping through his feeding tube, but what can one expect?

His entire political existence is a fraud.

All liberals are losing their grip.

Global Warming is a fraud, Bill Sparks wasn’t killed by Republicans, most of the politically motivated shooters since the inauguration were liberal or Muslim,  Sarah Palin wouldn’t stay in Alaska and get buried under legal bills from phony complaints, she shot down their End of Life provision with FaceBook, and Oprah’s hand picked President completely sucks at being President.

Hell, even Joe Stack had to cite liberal talking point after liberal talking point and then quote Karl Marx.

The liberals just can’t win.

So instead of coming up with an idea aside from being generous with other people’s money… they will just call Ronald Reagan gay and avert their eyes from reality.

Face it, if every liberal could become rich doing what they wanted, become famous and survive a life threatening disease, they would be about as happy as Roger Ebert.

Pablo Pig posted this vid of Pete Stark awhile ago under Who Wants To Fight Pete Stark?

As you can see, Stark is a typical tantrum throwing liberal. He is what passes for manhood on their side of the aisle. Just look at Rahm. They think acting tough is tough.

Nope.

It’s just acting stupid until someone gets tired of your antics.

Well his bad image was just too much and the liberals in D.C. removed Stark as Charlie Rangel’s replacement after just one day.

Michelle Malkin has the story.