Pope Francis: “All Atheists Go to Heaven. Well, Maybe Not… I don’t know…”

The Papal Papa let’s some rhetoric flow these days and it has many people writhing in discomfort.

The message about atheists is an example:

“We must meet one another doing good,” the pope said. To those who say: ” ‘But I don’t believe, Father, I am an atheist!’ ” the pope said, “But do good: We will meet one another there.”

The Rude News will say that the Pope meant “Hey you heathen vermin, let’s do good together and we will meet there… you know after doing good and stuff.”

The Pope also said if you talk about his mamma, you will get punched:

“If Dr. Gasbarri, a great friend, says a swear word against my mother, then a punch awaits him,” Francis said, referring to Alberto Gasbarri, a man who organizes papal trips and was then standing next to him on the plane.

Pope Francis is O.G.

Pope Francis engaged in a rap battle

 

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